How does one sit?

Well damn, the Welsh Assembly really has excelled itself this time!

Here’s the latest, according to the BBC earlier this month, AM’s are now being given tuition on how to sit and dress.

I’m serious.

Fyffe bananas have also been given a bulk order to ensure that when sitting, they employ the right posture (Health and Safety had some input here, apparently); they have also been instructed to upgrade from Asda’s George to Marks & Spencer for their suits, and from polyester to silk ties – nothing like going up in the world and sartorial awareness is there?

JR

PS By the way, I have now changed my name by Statutory Declaration to Dai Rushdie – I’m told by reliable sources, that a Taffy fatwa is about to be issued against me by the Welsh ‘Establishment’ any day now.

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