As far as I am aware, we do not live in a sub-Saharan climate, unless yet again, I’ve missed something in this modern world we live in. Anyway, I’ve noticed that people keep carrying plastic bottles of water around with them – I noticed one bottle the other day labelled ‘Volcanic Vulvas’ if you can work that one out.
All this water carrying, I’m told, is a genre of ‘fashion statement’ apparently and has nothing whatsoever to do with thirst. So it’s confirmed then, vacuous cretins really do rule the world and we wonder why all those folk in the East hate us so much.
Well surprise surprise!